1. I have had 18 jobs (not including temp jobs) and I have been fired from 6. I am currently unemployed.

2. I have very few fears but the ones I do have involve insects and social situations.

3. My birthday is 2-27 so I have always found the number 27 lucky.

4. I don’t believe in luck.

5. I am oddly possessive about music. I like to think of certain songs or bands as “mine”. I secretly hate it when other people like what I like, music-wise. I am trying to change this. After all, music is for all, and what I enjoy, others may enjoy as well. I believe this problem stems from my sister hiding music from me as a child.

6. I am currently drinking a Busch light and smoking a Doral. I ain’t got no shame about my game.

7. I love to debate. I’m pretty good at it. Go ahead, try me.

8. I love to give advice. I am not good at it. Seriously, it’s the blind leading the blind here, people

9. I watch a lot of tv. I love caffeine, alcohol, weed, nicotine, cocaine, being apathetic, judging others, popular music, laying on the couch, sleeping in, facebook, fattening food, and hating you.

10. I love to be totally honest but find that, I rarely allow myself to be.

11. I am a vegetarian.

12. I believe that god is whatever you make it.

13. I believe morality is subjective.

14. I dream of faraway places but I rarely travel far.

15. I love kids. I think they are honest, sweet, and, at times, hilarious. I want no children of my own.

16. I love romance and love stories. I love to watch people I know fall in love. I love to watch strangers fall in love. I love going to weddings.

17. I like living by myself and not having my identity tied to someone else’s.

18. My parents have been happily married to each other for almost 40 years.

19. I love seas. I love the sand. I love the shells. I love coastal breezes. I love to smell salt in the air. Some of the most beautiful sights I have ever seen were seen at the beach.

20. I have had many piercings. I think tattoos are fucking common. The scars of life should be evidence enough of the life you have lived. So, yeah, piercings are stupid too. Piercings and tattoos are evidence of past stupidity.

21. Its 5:00pm on a Friday. I bet there are a lot of happy people out there right now.

22. I have no idea when the bottom of all this is going to fall out.

23. I voted for Stephen Colbert in the 2008 presidential election. I also wrote myself in for Secretary of Education. I did not win.

24. I don’t believe in the word “emotional”. I believe most humans feel all emotions in every range. I believe how people react to emotions can dramatically vary.

25. I don’t think I will ever know.

26. I hate being confined.